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The Lord's Prayer

A mother had been teaching her three-year daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after her mother the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."

Jokes about Christianity & Religion

To My Loving Wife

2002-07-23 | 110076

3.8 | 6309

An Atheist

2002-08-14 | 80480

3.5 | 4052

Where is God?

2002-08-03 | 61155

3.8 | 2115

Heavenly Voice Mail

2002-09-29 | 66048

3.2 | 1394

The Cowboy and the Preacher

2002-07-17 | 36234

2.6 | 808

Bumper Stickers

2002-07-17 | 43247

2.5 | 756

He who is without sin

2002-09-02 | 49706

2.8 | 750

The Confession Session

2002-08-03 | 30507

2.9 | 738

Long Hair

2002-07-14 | 37112

2.8 | 711

Kids on the Old and New Testaments

2002-08-23 | 43379

3.7 | 500

Do You Pray Before Eating?

2002-07-15 | 30402

2.7 | 459

No meat on Friday

2002-06-22 | 39967

3.1 | 419

The Atheist and the Shark

2002-07-22 | 25408

3.6 | 395

A Jew and a Christian

2002-07-19 | 21783

2.0 | 363

George and Moses

2002-08-03 | 18769

3.0 | 346

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

2002-08-14 | 36739

3.0 | 339

The Preacher's Donkey

2002-08-02 | 21167

3.7 | 334

What denomination?

2002-06-22 | 27905

2.4 | 309

Fat Theology

2002-06-11 | 41778

2.5 | 294

The Pope and the Jew

2002-06-22 | 28536

3.5 | 291

An Engineer in Hell

2002-08-17 | 23263

3.5 | 257

Ten Commandments

2002-08-06 | 19652

3.0 | 252

Jesus was a woman

2002-09-21 | 27554

3.2 | 242

Cat and Mouse

2002-08-03 | 14572

2.9 | 229

A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist

2005-07-21 | 8044

2.7 | 203

Depression

2002-07-13 | 20083

2.5 | 202

A man arrived at the gates of Heaven.

2003-01-09 | 14308

2.9 | 201

Praise the Lord!

2002-07-22 | 20127

3.3 | 194

Christmas Eve Accident

2002-12-04 | 20536

2.3 | 190

Holidays

2002-08-03 | 7141

2.2 | 178

The Christmas Story

2002-07-05 | 20577

2.6 | 174

Jesus and Satan

2002-07-22 | 17884

3.3 | 162

Honor Thy Brother

2002-07-19 | 13616

2.9 | 161

The Bible According to Kids

2002-07-19 | 16022

3.7 | 158

The Lord's Prayer

2002-07-19 | 16454

2.4 | 151

Useless in the Parking Lot

2002-07-15 | 17959

3.1 | 139

Baptism

2002-08-14 | 14090

2.4 | 125

God Will Take Care Of Me

2002-07-25 | 13377

3.2 | 120

Be Careful Following The Crowd

2002-07-14 | 11883

3.2 | 120

Just a Little Help

2003-01-14 | 9468

2.5 | 120

Cowboy Joe

2002-07-10 | 18285

2.9 | 111

One Easter Sunday

2002-08-06 | 10570

1.9 | 108

The End is Near

2002-07-23 | 14411

3.4 | 105

Money for the Preacher

2002-07-20 | 10494

2.6 | 103

The Seagull

2002-07-20 | 8242

2.6 | 100

Pearly Gates

2002-08-03 | 7272

3.7 | 95

Golden Phone

2002-07-15 | 12757

2.7 | 95

You Might be a Southern Baptist...

2002-11-22 | 14205

3.1 | 93

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts

2002-09-08 | 14008

3.3 | 92

Pain in the Side

2002-08-06 | 12585

3.2 | 91

Baseball in Heaven

2002-07-20 | 9273

3.1 | 90

Turkey Penance

2002-08-25 | 14168

2.9 | 90

Church Signs

2002-07-20 | 11669

3.8 | 88

Lot

2002-07-20 | 6300

2.1 | 83

Mark 17

2002-07-20 | 8361

3.6 | 78

The Photographer

2002-07-15 | 9441

2.9 | 78

The New Moses

2002-12-31 | 6535

2.1 | 77

This is Heaven

2002-07-20 | 13832

3.2 | 76

An Old Leaf

2002-07-20 | 6567

1.9 | 75

Ice Fishing

2002-07-14 | 8773

2.4 | 72

Sudden Death

2002-08-23 | 10690

3.1 | 70

Lord's Prayer

2005-07-30 | 6382

2.5 | 67

Sunday School

2002-08-14 | 7764

2.8 | 65

Say the Blessing

2002-07-20 | 8537

2.7 | 65

A Rare Book

2002-08-26 | 14998

2.5 | 61

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates ...

2005-07-24 | 7758

3.4 | 59

Prayer

2002-07-19 | 9101

3.1 | 59

Professional Painter

2002-09-02 | 17212

2.6 | 59

A Walk by the Sea

2002-06-22 | 14887

2.3 | 57

Afraid of the Dark

2002-07-15 | 8562

2.3 | 56

Bear-Hunting Preacher

2002-07-08 | 10280

3.6 | 54

Baptism

2005-07-26 | 6832

2.4 | 54

Stuffed Pockets

2002-07-19 | 7215

2.3 | 52

Pick a Hymn

2002-07-14 | 6695

2.8 | 51

Who's going to stop me?

2002-07-19 | 8750

1.9 | 51

Jonah

2002-07-08 | 10984

3.6 | 49

Reverse Polygamy

2002-07-20 | 7478

3.1 | 48

Health Professionals in Heaven

2002-08-11 | 10105

2.9 | 48

Johnny's Dust

2002-06-11 | 13190

3.2 | 46

Temperance

2002-07-20 | 4345

2.7 | 46

Noah took unto himself a wife . . .

2001-11-26 | 13397

3.0 | 44

Board Members

2002-07-15 | 5405

2.5 | 44

Sunday Morning

2002-08-06 | 8055

3.5 | 43

The Pope and the Business Man

2002-06-22 | 12816

2.8 | 43

Get Your Own

2002-07-15 | 9775

3.6 | 42

Hit him again!

2002-07-08 | 12106

3.4 | 42

A Texan died and went to heaven ...

2005-07-24 | 8045

2.6 | 41

Good News And Bad News For A Pastor

2002-07-20 | 9543

2.9 | 40

God the Parent

2002-08-14 | 7521

3.3 | 39

Tyson Foods visits the Pope

2005-07-26 | 6592

2.9 | 38

How To Get To Heaven

2006-04-20 | 5478

3.0 | 37

Communion Practice

2005-07-26 | 3050

2.4 | 37

Mice In The Church

2002-08-05 | 7231

3.4 | 36

Nervous Bride

2002-08-06 | 6175

2.2 | 36

Finding Jesus

2002-07-20 | 7275

2.8 | 35

A Bucket of Nuts

2002-08-06 | 6404

3.6 | 34

For the Sick

2002-07-13 | 5294

3.1 | 34

You Can't Take It With You

2002-07-22 | 7389

2.8 | 34

Too Many Hypocrites

2005-07-24 | 6518

2.7 | 34

Lessons To Be Learned From Noah's Ark

2002-07-14 | 7151

2.7 | 31

Biblical Headlines Written by Today's Media

2002-08-03 | 8261

3.1 | 30

Bible Confusion

2002-08-11 | 7192

2.1 | 30

In a Minute

2002-07-04 | 8768

3.6 | 27

Lot's wife

2005-07-30 | 5000

3.2 | 26

A priest was talking to a group of kids ...

0000-00-00 | 6137

3.2 | 25

Spelling Help

2002-06-11 | 12650

2.5 | 25

The Vow Of Silence

2002-07-20 | 4982

2.9 | 24

In the Spirit

2002-07-05 | 7958

2.9 | 23

Yom Kippur

2002-07-05 | 7254

2.3 | 23

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem

2002-08-06 | 3734

2.1 | 23

Faith

2002-07-05 | 8266

2.6 | 22

How can I get to heaven?

2002-08-25 | 5602

3.2 | 19

Hospital Admission

2002-08-03 | 5072

3.1 | 19

Children's Moments Sermon

2005-07-26 | 3495

2.8 | 19

Father Joseph & Little Johnny

2005-07-15 | 2793

2.2 | 19

Signs on Church Property

2005-08-04 | 8145

3.7 | 18

The dying man

2005-07-29 | 4274

3.3 | 18

God the Artist

2002-07-08 | 8768

3.2 | 18

First Time in Church

2005-07-21 | 6960

3.1 | 18

Join the Army of the Lord

2005-07-26 | 5333

3.1 | 18

Church Dictionary

2002-08-18 | 4035

2.6 | 18

Charity Better Than Expected

2002-07-23 | 11555

1.9 | 18

How The Media Would Cover The Apocalypse

2006-04-17 | 2702

3.1 | 17

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem

2005-07-26 | 2816

2.3 | 17

Three Hymns

2002-08-06 | 3339

3.7 | 16

True Stories

2002-08-03 | 4796

3.1 | 16

Heaven Bound

2002-08-06 | 4125

2.8 | 16

A young minister

2005-07-23 | 3892

2.8 | 14

IRS Agents In Heaven

2002-07-25 | 5154

3.3 | 13

Do you want to go to heaven?

2002-08-06 | 3905

3.1 | 13

Inscribed in stone over doors of an old church ...

2005-07-24 | 4402

3.0 | 13

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm ...

2005-07-25 | 4779

2.6 | 13

A kindergartner was practicing spelling

2005-07-26 | 4108

2.6 | 12

A lawyer was on his deathbed

2002-08-14 | 3078

2.4 | 12

Church Hopping

2002-07-08 | 4657

2.5 | 11

Rescue

2002-07-05 | 8562

3.2 | 9

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