Yo Momma so Smelly

Yo momma so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning

Yo momma so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup.

Yo momma so smelly even the dogs won't smell her.

Yo momma so smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

Yo momma so smelly that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...

Yo momma so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

Yo momma so smelly her poo is glad to escape.

Yo momma so smelly that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!

Yo momma so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent.

Yo momma so smelly that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks.

Yo momma so smelly even sewer rats get outta her way.

Yo momma so smelly that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer.

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