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Funny Jokes: [ Yo Mama Jokes ] : Yo Momma So Greasy

Yo Momma So Greasy

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry

Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed

Yo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
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