You Might Be A Redneck If #67

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.

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