You Might Be A Redneck If #68

You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.

You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.

When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.

Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

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