You Might Be A Redneck If #80

You ever wonder what happened to that nice John F. Kennedy boy.

The fuel for your main mode of transportation is oats.

You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is all that's holding it together.

People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale.

You've ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, " I knew I should have taken a shower after I slopped the hogs today."

Your idea of a luxury car is one that has the white fur covered seats in it.

You think the internet is a new fishing tool.

There's a pothole in the road and you swerve . . . to hit it.

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