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Funny Bumper Stickers #19

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep

Montana --- At least our cows are sane!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
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