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Funny Bumper Stickers about Driving #2

I'm not driving fast-just flying low.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Honk If Anything Falls Off

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.

Boldly Going Nowhere

How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

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