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Funny Jokes: [ Redneck Jokes ][ Computer Jokes ] : You might be a "high tech redneck" if....

You might be a "high tech redneck" if....

You might be a "high tech redneck" if....

- your email address ends in "over.yonder.com"

- you connect to the WWW via "Down Home Page"

- your bumper sticker says "My other computer is a laptop"

- your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"

- you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cell phone

- your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"

- your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

- your wife said "either I go or the computer goes"...and you still don't miss her

- you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer

- you refer to your computer as "that good ol' gal"

- your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal

- you start all your emails with "Howdy, y'all"

- your spell-checker knows words like "Reckon", "Yonder", and "Y'all"

- your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU's

- your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" hard drive

- your computer beep is (insert farm animal sound here)

- your active newsgroup list includes alt.animal.husbandry

- hay has been found inside your laptop carrying case

- you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds, kiss sounds or giddyup

- your netscape bookmark list includes EquiVet, net-vet or the OSU agriculture page

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