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Benjamin Franklin


Born: 1706-01-17
Died: 1790-04-17
Benjamin Franklin Biography

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
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The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse.
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A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
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Clearly spoken, Mr. Fogg; you explain English by Greek.
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Who had deceived thee so often as thyself?
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Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
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If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
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If you would know the value of money try to borrow some.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.
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Here comes the orator with his flood of words and his drop of reason.
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He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
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