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Born: 1946-07-06
Died: 0000-00-00
George W. Bush Biography
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
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Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
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As you know, we're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water to base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we need to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating. [from a 2001 Washington TV/Radio Correspondents dinner]
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When I take action, I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive. -- (Newsweek, Sep 24, 2001)
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Thank you for your e-mail. This Internet of yours is a wonderful invention. -- (email to Al Gore, mocking his famous Internet invention claim, quoted in Newsweek, Mar 2000)
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In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language.
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You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. -- (spoken at a Washington Dinner, March 2001)
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