The Joke It Figures
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It Figures
It Figures Joke |
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What's The Joke It Figures?
A man and his son walk in the park and come upon two dogs humping. The son asks, "Dad what are those dogs doing?"
The dad says, "Well, the dog on top must have hurt his two front paws, and that dog on the bottom is helping him home." The son turns to his father and says, "It figures -- every time you try to help someone out, you always get screwed." |
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