The Joke A cannibal was walking through the jungle
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle
A cannibal was walking through the jungle Joke |
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What's The Joke A cannibal was walking through the jungle?
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00 Fried Explorer: $ 15.00 Baked Politician: $ 100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?" The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?" |
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