The Joke The Mortician's Big Discovery
Read the funny The Mortician's Big Discovery joke in Dark Humor to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Mortician's Big Discovery joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Mortician's Big Discovery
| The Mortician's Big Discovery Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke The Mortician's Big Discovery?
While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase. "Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama's Breath... Teeth ‐ Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, …
- Geriatric Breasts ‐ What do older women have between …
- Jock Booty Call... Bump ‐ Hey babe, are you interested in …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Drive-In ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she dresses …
- Blonde Drives a Stick ‐ How can you tell if a blonde was …
- Mail-In Blonde ‐ Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, …
- Blonde Bank Robber ‐ Q: How do you tell if a bank robber …
- Cartoon Animal Infidelity ‐ Q: What happened when Snoopy found …
- The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator... ‐ The pope and a lawyer are on the …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Birth Certificate ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was …
- Dog Fishin' ‐ What kind of fish does a dog catch? …
- A.J. Jamal: Big Butt ‐ I like a big butt, though. I like …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Signs ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so busted, …
- In the Family Closet ‐ Just as mom walks though the door, …
- No Bees Here ‐ There was a brave with no sexual …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Sneeze ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so big, she …
- Medieval Booty Call... Play ‐ Want to see a passion play? There's …
- Greeting the Queen ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Osama's Spawn ‐ What did Osama name his last …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Rock Bottom ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she …