The Joke The Golfer and the Buttercups
Read the funny The Golfer and the Buttercups joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Golfer and the Buttercups joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Golfer and the Buttercups
| The Golfer and the Buttercups Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke The Golfer and the Buttercups?
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears.
"What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter." "Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- There were two blondes at the park... ‐ There were two blondes at the park. …
- Elephant Physiology ‐ Why do elephants have four feet? …
- It Ain't Margarita ‐ What do you call a Mexican with …
- 2nd to 3rd ‐ Why does it take longer to run …
- I feel like chicken tonight ‐ Why did George Bush cross …
- Jock Booty Call... Shooting ‐ Hey babe, with you, I'd like to …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Dress Tag ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, the tag on …
- Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Velcro ‐ Yo' Mama is so hairy, she's suing …
- Chillin' Biddies ‐ One day three old ladies were sitting …
- How To Bathe A Cat ‐ I. …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Back Scratcher ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her back scratcher …
- Dallas Cowboys on a Dirt Field ‐ Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys now …
- The Gynecologist's Glasses ‐ Why did the gynecologist go to …
- Walks Into a Bar... Leprechaun Pee ‐ A leprechaun walks into a bar. …
- Classic Booty Call... Flintstone ‐ I may not be Fred Flintstone, but …
- Redneck Honeymoon Suite ‐ A redneck couple goes to a hotel …
- Island Innovation ‐ A hurricane capsizes a cruise ship …
- Blonde Fish ‐ If a blonde could be any fish, …
- The Blonde and the E-Mail ‐ A blonde was telling a brunette …
- Gourmet Booty Call... Crudite ‐ We can get as crudite as you want, …