The Joke The Greatest Cow

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The Greatest Cow

The Greatest Cow Joke |
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What's The Joke The Greatest Cow?
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that
reads: "Cow For Sale -- $5,000." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth $5,000." The farmer says, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the cow's tail and Harry sees that the cow has a snatch just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife and says, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that has a snatch like a woman and it's worth $5,000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're not worth sh*t." |
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