The Joke Got Nuts?
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Got Nuts?
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What's The Joke Got Nuts??
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.
The guy says, "No, ma'am." She says, "Well, do you have any dates?" And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?" |
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