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Taoism: Sh*t happens.
Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it's not really sh*t.
Zen: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
Confusianism: Confucius says: sh*t happens
Islam: If sh*t happens, take a hostage.
Protestantism: Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: Sh*t happens because you're bad.
Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens rama rama.
TV Evangalism: Send more sh*t.
Atheism: No sh*t.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good sh*t happening.
Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, sh*t happens.
Christian Science: Sh*t happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe sh*t happens, maybe it doesn't.
Stoicism: This sh*t doesn't bother me
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t.

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