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Religions of the World

Religions of the World Joke
What's The Joke Religions of the World? Taoism: Sht happens. Buddhism: If sht happens, it's not really sht. Zen: What is the sound of sht happening? Confusianism: Confucius says: sht happens Islam: If sht happens, take a hostage. Protestantism: Sht happens because you don't work hard enough. Catholicism: Sht happens because you're bad. Judaism: Why does sht always happen to us? Hare Krishna: Sht happens rama rama. TV Evangalism: Send more sht. Atheism: No sht. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good sht happening. Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, sht happens. Christian Science: Sht happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe sht happens, maybe it doesn't. Stoicism: This sht doesn't bother me Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sht.

Religions of the World Joke

What's The Joke Religions of the World?

Taoism: Sh*t happens.
Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it's not really sh*t.
Zen: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
Confusianism: Confucius says: sh*t happens
Islam: If sh*t happens, take a hostage.
Protestantism: Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: Sh*t happens because you're bad.
Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens rama rama.
TV Evangalism: Send more sh*t.
Atheism: No sh*t.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good sh*t happening.
Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, sh*t happens.
Christian Science: Sh*t happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe sh*t happens, maybe it doesn't.
Stoicism: This sh*t doesn't bother me
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t.

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