The Joke Saint Patrick's Day Troubleshooting
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Saint Patrick's Day Troubleshooting
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What's The Joke Saint Patrick's Day Troubleshooting?
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to satisfy and the front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of face. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. SYMPTOM: Everyone looks hideous. FAULT: Either you haven't had enough to drink, or they've flipped on the lights for last call. |
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