The Joke Calf's Tail vs. Tie

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Calf's Tail vs. Tie

Calf's Tail vs. Tie Joke |
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What's The Joke Calf's Tail vs. Tie?
Q: What is the difference between a calf's tail and a tie?
A: The calf's tail hides the entire a**hole. |
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