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Top 10 Ways to Insult The Elderly
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What's The Joke Top 10 Ways to Insult The Elderly?
1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them.
2: For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles. 3: On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don't water it down, because soggy cake is no good. 4: Explain to them that the reason that no one can see the Christmas tree is because you put on every ornament that they got in their life. 5: Ask them if they got Columbus' autograph. 6: Tell them that the reason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in to buy the candles. 7: Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is telling the truth. 8: Ask them in what order God REALLY made the Earth. 9: Ask them if they helped God write the Bible. 10: Ask them if they personally knew Adam and Eve. |
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