The Joke Smartass Record Shop
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Smartass Record Shop
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What's The Joke Smartass Record Shop?
A lady walks into the local record store.
"Do you have Jingle Bells on the old 12 inch?" she asks. "No, but I've got dangling balls and a 7-inch," says the smartass behind the counter. The lady thinks for a second. "Is that a record?" "I think so. I'm only 14." |
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