The Joke Basic Needs
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Basic Needs
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What's The Joke Basic Needs?
A guy and his girlfriend sit on a porch. The guy grabs the her breasts and says, "If these would give me milk, I wouldn't need my cows."
He grabs her crotch and says, "If this would give me eggs, I wouldn't need my chickens." She grabs his d**k and says, "If this would get hard, I wouldn't need your brother." |
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