The Joke Door Hinge
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Door Hinge
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What's The Joke Door Hinge?
A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?'' She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.'' |
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