The Joke Horny Old Ladies

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Horny Old Ladies

Horny Old Ladies Joke |
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What's The Joke Horny Old Ladies?
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" |
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