The Joke Helisoft
Read the funny Helisoft joke in News & Politics to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Helisoft joke at BasicJokes.com!
Helisoft
| Helisoft Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Helisoft?
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Pantyhose ‐ How many animals can you fit in …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Belt ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Yo' Mama Is So Flat... Pirate's Dream ‐ Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't …
- Loser Booty Call... Apartment ‐ Wow, you have your own apartment? …
- Frog With Special Diet ‐ One night a man walked into a bar …
- Egyptian Pick-Up Line ‐ What did the Egyptian man say to …
- New Bull ‐ Three bulls heard the rancher was …
- Confusing Blonde ‐ Q: How do you confuse …
- Flies In The Beer ‐ An Irishman, …
- Beer Machismo ‐ After the Great Britain Beer Festival, …
- Britney & Christina Get Locked Out ‐ Britney Spears had just bought …
- Accidental Bonding ‐ A woman and man get into a car …
- Christmas In Heaven ‐ Three men all die on Christmas …
- Ketchup and Liquor ‐ (repeat ketchup and liquor after …
- Yo' Mama Is So Skanky... Jumpstart ‐ Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo …
- Yo mama's So Stupid...Blizzard ‐ Yo' mama so stupid, she thought …
- Family Honor ‐ A girl was going on her first date …
- The Little Crab ‐ There were two little crabs who …
- Blondes in a Volkswagen ‐ Q: What do you call four blondes …
- Blonde Valedictorian ‐ A blonde came home from school …