The Joke Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia
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Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia
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What's The Joke Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia?
1. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war...by a moron who set a munitions ship on fire
2. Your province is shaped like male genitalia 3. Everyone is a fiddle player 4. If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick their ass 5. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert 6. The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's largest land mammal 7. You are the reason Anne Murray makes money 8. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt 9. The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music 10. Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered Canada's most beautiful city |
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