The Joke All I Want Is A Drink

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All I Want Is A Drink

All I Want Is A Drink Joke |
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What's The Joke All I Want Is A Drink?
A very thirsty guy realizes that he's just walked into a gay bar. He thinks, "What the hell, I really want a drink."
A gay waiter swishes up to him and says, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer is shocked and says, "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink." The waiter winks at him and says, "I'm sorry, honey, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." So the customer says, "All right, what's the name of YOUR penis?" The waiter replies, "Well I call mine Timex, because it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin." So the guy thinks about it for a couple of minutes and still can't come up with anything. So he asks the guy next to him his dick's name. "I call mine Ford, because it's built ram tough. Have you driven a Ford lately?" The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my penis is Secret." "Secret?" says the waiter, confused. The customer says, "Yeah... strong enough for a man, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!" |
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