The Joke Magic Puddle
Read the funny Magic Puddle joke in Partying & Bad Behavior to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Magic Puddle joke at BasicJokes.com!
Magic Puddle
Magic Puddle Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Magic Puddle?
One day, a policeman walked by and saw a drunk man sitting in a puddle.
"Hey, are you drunk?" asked the policeman. "No! I'm just resting!" said the drunk man in a lazy voice. "Oh, is that so? Well, if your not drunk, what time is it?" The drunk man raised his arm, as if to point at something, and raised the other arm to cross the first arm over and said, "It's 12:43!" "Amazing!" said the policeman. "How did you do that?" "Hee hee, magic!" he said in a drunk voice. The policeman was puzzled and asked the drunk man again how he did it. "Oh ok! Don't push me!" he said. "I'll tell you how I did it only if you sit with me in this puddle." " What? No, I'm not sitting in that puddle." said the policeman. " OK, then you will not learn my secret." So the policeman stepped in the puddle, and sat down near the drunk man. "OK, I'm in the puddle, now tell me "Well, turn to face that way, and look at that very large building," He pointed, " Do you see it?" "Ya I see it, so what?" Said the policeman. "Well, then I bet that you see that the building is Big Ben." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Harpooned ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went …
- Little Johnny... Know It All ‐ Little Johnny asks his mother her …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Food Stamps ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she ate …
- Doctor Demented ‐ A British doctor, a German doctor …
- Frog's Dream Girl ‐ A small frog goes to a fortune …
- Panda Booty Call... Aphrodisiac ‐ Forget rhino horn. The most powerful …
- Picture Says a Thousand Words ‐ Here's a dilemma for you... With …
- Soccer Booty Call... Kick ‐ Want to see my banana kick? …
- Jock Booty Call... Penalty ‐ I'm going to have to penalize you …
- Prune Pizza ‐ What do you get when you eat a …
- Jason Kuller: Like Alec Baldwin ‐ A lot of people think I look like …
- A Toast ‐ Give a man a fish and he will eat …
- Monica's Closet ‐ Q. Did you hear what the the FBI …
- Safe Elephant Sex ‐ How can you tell that elephants …
- Good Can of Corn ‐ There were three couples, one elderly, …
- Snow Parking ‐ Harry and Martha drank their coffee …
- Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon ‐ This lady goes to a vet and learns …
- Blondes and Turtles ‐ What do turtles and blondes have …
- So Blonde... Thesaurus ‐ She is so blonde, she thinks a …
- Yo' Mama Is Like... Bag of Chips ‐ Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: …