The Joke Signs That You're a Drunk
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Signs That You're a Drunk
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What's The Joke Signs That You're a Drunk?
-- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
-- You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. -- Your job starts to interfere with your drinking. -- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. -- You fall off the floor. --That damn pink elephant followed you home again. --You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store. --Your career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. |
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