The Joke Two Guys in a Bar
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Two Guys in a Bar
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What's The Joke Two Guys in a Bar?
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender says, ''Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.'' So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.
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