The Joke Uncle Johnny
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Uncle Johnny
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What's The Joke Uncle Johnny?
One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for the next day's class.
One boy came in and said, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." The second boy said, "Don't judge a book by it's cover." Then Adam came in with a broken jaw and black eyes and said, "I asked my Uncle Johnny for a moral and he told me to shut up. I told him he had to help me because it was homework." The teacher said, "What is the moral, Johnny?" "DON''T MESS WITH UNCLE JOHNNY WHEN HE'S DRINKING!!!'' |
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