The Joke Weekend Getaway
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Weekend Getaway
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What's The Joke Weekend Getaway?
Willy, a mental patient, mimes driving a car as he runs through the halls of the asylum. An orderly asks Willy what he's doing.
Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend." The orderly enters another patient's room and catches Bob pleasuring himself. When asked what he is doing, Bob replies, "I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago." |
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