The Joke Happy Baby
Read the funny Happy Baby joke in School Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Happy Baby joke at BasicJokes.com!
Happy Baby
| Happy Baby Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Happy Baby?
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Bathtub Anxieties ‐ There was a little boy and a little …
- God-given Legs ‐ Why did God give …
- Backstroke Dolly ‐ What do you get when Dolly Parton …
- Boudreaux and Pedro ‐ One day ole Boudreax was going …
- My Dad's Better ‐ Two boys argue over whose parents …
- Male Whale ‐ One day, a pod of whales was swimming …
- Invisible Carrots ‐ What's invisible and smells like …
- How does herpes leave the hospital? ‐ How does herpes leave the hospital? …
- Divorced and Drunk ‐ A man and his wife are dining at …
- Geek Booty Call... Allergies ‐ I'm allergic to three things: cheese, …
- Hellacious ‐ Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven? …
- Blondes and Iceberg ‐ Two blondes were stranded on an …
- Blonde's Alligator Shoes ‐ A blonde was on vacation in the …
- Yo' Mama Is Like... Gas Station ‐ Yo' Mama is like a gas station: …
- Material Damage ‐ A yuppie was opening the door of …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Comb Her Mustache ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so busted, …
- Glass of Water ‐ A father sends his kid to bed. …
- Blonde's Multiple Orgasms ‐ Q: What does a blonde say after …
- Three Hellos ‐ A man comes home from work early …
- Sharks and Lawyers ‐ Q: Why won't sharks …