The Joke Construction Ear
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Construction Ear
| Construction Ear Joke |
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What's The Joke Construction Ear?
A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw.
He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?" The guy on the street picks up an ear, "Is this it?" "No," replies the construction worker, "mine had a pencil behind it." |
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