The Joke Harvard Attitude
Read the funny Harvard Attitude joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Harvard Attitude joke at BasicJokes.com!
Harvard Attitude
| Harvard Attitude Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Harvard Attitude?
There was a young country boy who was very bright. In fact he was bright enough to be accepted to Harvard.
One of his first assignments at Harvard was to write a paper on a famous person. He didn't know who he would write about so he decided to go to the library and do some research. But he didn't know where the library was. He saw a professor walking down the hall. He stopped the professor and said to him, "Do you know where the library is at?" The professor looks at him strangely and says, "Young man, here at Harvard we never end a sentence in a preposistion." The young man says, "Oh, excuse me. Do you know where the library is at, asshole?" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- New Family for the Parrot ‐ A housewife buys a parrot to keep …
- More Zombie Baby Jokes ‐ Why did the zombie baby cross the …
- Air Force One Charity ‐ Dick Cheney, President Bush and …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bronzer ‐ Yo' Mama's so fat, she doesn't …
- Corduroy Condom ‐ Q. What do you get with a corduroy …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Front Door ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in …
- Lawyer Croaks ‐ A guy phones a law firm and says, …
- Count Chock Full of Nuts ‐ Q: Why can't a blonde count to …
- Dog Dancer ‐ Q: Why are dogs such …
- Redneck Booty Call... Elvis ‐ Can I come over and see your Velvet …
- It's Golden ‐ What's the best part of a blowjob? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Polo Shirt ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts …
- Stop, Doc! I Can't Take Any More! ‐ My doctor is so funny - he keeps …
- Wacked-Out Restaurant ‐ A waitress walks up to one of her …
- Mexican Funeral ‐ Q: What's the slowest thing on …
- Texan Poetry ‐ The finals of the National Poetry …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Animal Crackers ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, they use her …
- Bedtime for M.J. ‐ Q: How do you know when it's bedtime …
- Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid... ‐ What do a rattlesnake and a soft …
- Black Eyes ‐ A guy with two black eyes walks …