The Joke Hypnotist Blunder
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Hypnotist Blunder
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What's The Joke Hypnotist Blunder?
A comedian, new to the profession, is looking for places to perform. He notices a sign outside of one place reading ''Entertainers wanted, see within," below which someone had written ''NO HYPNOTISTS!'' with a marker. He goes inside and inquires about the gig.
"You're not a hypnotist are you?'' "No'' the comedian says, ''Why do you ask?'' ''Well, last week we had a hypnotist and he had at least twenty people up on stage. Just as he got them all under, he tripped over his microphone wire and shouted 'SH*T'. We've been cleaning it up for days!'' |
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