The Joke Blonde in a Swimming Race
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Blonde in a Swimming Race
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What's The Joke Blonde in a Swimming Race?
A blonde, brunette and a redhead have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second and the blonde never finishes.
In the lifeboat, the blonde says, "I don't want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms." |
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