Sports Jokes

A new arrival in Hell was
brought before the devil.

The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock
pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity.
At the end
of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling
and singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that the heat and hard labor were
very similar to those on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania.

The devil told his
demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees, with 100% humidity.

At the end of the next
day, the devil again checked on the new man, and found him still happy to be sweating and
straining. The man explained that it felt like the old days, when he had to clean out his
silo in the middle of August on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania.

At that, the devil
told his demon to lower the temperature to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind.

At the end of
the next day, the devil was confident that he would find the man miserable. But, instead
the man was singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge hammer like a baton.

When
the devil asked him why he was so happy, the man answered, "Cold day in hell - the
Eagles must have won the Super Bowl!"