The Joke God Bless Us
Read the funny God Bless Us joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the God Bless Us joke at BasicJokes.com!
God Bless Us
God Bless Us Joke |
---|
What's The Joke God Bless Us?
There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, ''God bless me!''
Bill Gates jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my bank account!'' Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my team!'' Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and the New York Rangers!'' The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, ''God bless me and the people I land on!'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Makin' Dem Cupcakes ‐ One day a boy and his mother were …
- Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Shower ‐ Yo' Mama is so bald, she gets brainwashed …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Belly Button ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, her belly button …
- Calf's Tail vs. Tie ‐ Q: What is the difference between …
- What's Red (Nastiest Joke) ‐ What's red and crawls up your leg? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Rice ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Legs ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walks …
- Blonde and Lottery ‐ Q: What do a blonde and an instant …
- Corporate Booty Call... Chain ‐ I've got something you can take …
- Busy Redneck ‐ Q: What do you call a redneck with …
- 10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer ‐ 1. Lower corner of screen has the …
- Gourmet Booty Call... Boil ‐ I can bring you to a …
- Ouch! ‐ A blonde's redhead decides to show …
- God's Identity ‐ One day a little boy asks his mom …
- Blonde Valedictorian ‐ A blonde came home from school …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Fish ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried …
- Brought Religion into My Life ‐ Man: You've brought religion into …
- Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! ‐ There guy goes to a weight loss …
- Major Crackage ‐ Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the …
- Newspaper Clippings ‐ Washer. Owned by clean bachelor …