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September


15      Gov. Mifflin
Jr. High

22      Cub Scout Troop 101

29      PA Blind Academy


October


6        
Spanish American War Vets

13      Cripple Children's Home

20      Wernersville State Hospital

27      Girl Scout Troop 353


November


3        PA
VD Clinic Post #3

10      Philadelphia Boy's Choir

17      Korean Amputees


Special Monday Night Game

December


9       Utopia
Gay Boys


RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR

1. When playing the polio patients, Eagles
must not disconnect leg braces.

2. When playing the blind academy, Eagles must
not hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR

1. A touchdown(this is when the ball is
carried over the goal line, for all you Eagle fans that have never seen one) is still
worth 6 points.

2. The Eagles will be allowed 20 men on the
field at all times.

3. The Eagles will be allowed to substitute
with the band members at any time during the course of the game.

4. The Eagles will be allowed 10 time-outs as
opposed to 3 for the other team.

5. The Eagles will be awarded a first down for
each gain of 3 yards or more.

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