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Philadelphia Eagles Schedule

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15 Gov. Mifflin Jr. High 22 Cub Scout Troop 101 29 PA Blind Academy October 6 Spanish American War Vets 13 Cripple Children's Home 20 Wernersville State Hospital 27 Girl Scout Troop 353 November 3 PA VD Clinic Post #3 10 Philadelphia Boy's Choir 17 Korean Amputees Special Monday Night Game December 9 Utopia Gay Boys RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR 1. When playing the polio patients, Eagles must not disconnect leg braces. 2. When playing the blind academy, Eagles must not hide the football under their jerseys. RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR 1. A touchdown(this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you Eagle fans that have never seen one) is still worth 6 points. 2. The Eagles will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3. The Eagles will be allowed to substitute with the band members at any time during the course of the game. 4. The Eagles will be allowed 10 time-outs as opposed to 3 for the other team. 5. The Eagles will be awarded a first down for each gain of 3 yards or more. |
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