The Joke Walking on Water
Read the funny Walking on Water joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Walking on Water joke at BasicJokes.com!
Walking on Water
| Walking on Water Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Walking on Water?
A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a rabbi fish in a lake. The preacher has to use the bathroom, so he walks across the water, does his business and walks back. Then the rabbi has to go, so he walks across the water, does his business and walks back.
The Catholic has to go, but when he gets out he falls into the water. He swims back, gets back into the boat, and says, "God, let me walk across the water." He tries again and falls into the water, swims back, tries again and falls again. The Baptist leans over to the rabbi and asks, "Do you think we should tell him where the stepping stones are?" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Lantern ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, …
- Lawyer Experiments ‐ Q: Why have scientists started …
- Valentine's Day Flowers ‐ A man wanted Valentine's Day to …
- Blonde in Wheat ‐ Two blondes drive through the middle …
- Mail-In Blonde ‐ Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, …
- Jock Booty Call... Goal ‐ Is your goalmouth open? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Checks ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, her checks …
- Caveman Booty Call... Clubbing ‐ You like clubbing? Really? Hey, …
- Preparing for Your Mammogram ‐ Many women are afraid of their …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chins ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her chins rest …
- Lawyer on His Deathbed ‐ Steve lies dying, as Jack, his …
- Pirate Booty Call... Whale ‐ How'd ya like to breach my sperm …
- Quck Game of 20 Questions ‐ Two guys …
- The Cross-Eyed Cow ‐ One day, a farmer was tending to …
- Clinton's Favorite Game ‐ Q: What's Bill Clinton's favorite …
- Alexander and Kermit ‐ Q: What do Alexander the Great …
- You're So Ugly... Mistletoe ‐ You are so hideously ugly, that …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Internet ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she doesn't …
- Murderous Neighbor ‐ A judge asks a defendant to please …
- A.J. Jamal: Is Your Mama Whipping You? ‐ We were watching this commercial …