The Joke Genie in a bottle
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Genie in a bottle
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What's The Joke Genie in a bottle?
There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes."
The man said, "No Sh*t!" Then he all of a sudden had to use the bathroom but couldn't because there was a big cork in his ass. |
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