The Joke Sunday School Daze
 
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Sunday School Daze
 
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| What's The Joke Sunday School Daze?
Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it.  So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, "The hell with it," and decides to go to sleep.  The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake. "Mary, who created the heavens and the earth?" William, who is sitting behind Mary, pokes her in the butt with his pencil. Mary wakes up and shouts, "God almighty!" And the teacher says, "Yes. That's correct, Mary." Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question. "Who died on the cross for our sins?" William pokes Mary again. She wakes up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!" Once again, she goes back to sleep. This time the teacher asks, "Mary, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" William pokes her again. Mary wakes up and shouts, "If you don't stop poking me with that thing, I'm gonna break it off!" | 
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