The Joke Amish Woman Driver
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Amish Woman Driver
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What's The Joke Amish Woman Driver?
An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma'am," says the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home," responds the Amish lady. "That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around his balls. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away," instructs the cop. Later, the lady tells her husband about her encounter with the cop. "He said the reflector is broken," she tells her husband. "I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" asks Jacob. She says, "I'm not sure, Jacob -- something about the emergency brake." |
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