The Joke A Fruity Dilemma

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A Fruity Dilemma

A Fruity Dilemma Joke |
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What's The Joke A Fruity Dilemma?
There were three men who got stranded on an island. A group of cannibals found the three men and took them to their place in the tropical rainforest of an island.
The cannibals told the three men to go in the rainforest and find ten of the same fruits each. So the three of them went into the woods to get fruits. An hour later they all came back. The first man brought ten apples. The Cannibals told the man to push all the apples up his ass with out crying, if he did not cry, the cannibals would let him go. The man pushed five up his ass then cried. The cannibals ate him. The second man brought ten berries. The Cannibals told him to push all the berries up his ass without laughing, and if he didn't laugh, they would let him go. The man pushed nine up his ass then laughed. The cannibals ate him. Up in heaven the first man asked the second man, "Why did you laugh, you were so close!" The second man says, '' I couldn't help it, the next guy came with ten pineapples. '' |
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