The Joke Animal Heaven
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Animal Heaven
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What's The Joke Animal Heaven?
A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place.
The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet. What's the moral of the story? When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy. |
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