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Blonde Joke 1
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What's The Joke Blonde Joke 1?
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes?" So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found alcohol! Do you believe she's been drinking?" So then the blonde says, "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Do you believe my daughter has a penis?!"
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