The Joke Cow or Tractor
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Cow or Tractor
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What's The Joke Cow or Tractor?
If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a tractor.
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