Animal Jokes

Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of
lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter.


Bull Terrier x Sh*tzu = Bullshitz, a
gregarious but unreliable breed.


Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional
Christmas pet.


Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye,
a dog for visionaries.


Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a
puzzling breed.


Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an
abstract dog.


Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel
= Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.


Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.


Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset
Hound, a dog for financial advisors.


Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that
makes awful mistakes.


Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that
barks incessantly.


Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that
travels to work.


Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's
true to the end.


Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the
perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband.